I'm making my own personal food rules.
Rule 1: Less Cheddar, More Chocolate
My unrequited love for certain cheeses has gone on too long. Cheese has never returned my affection, but recently, it has turned spiteful and vindictive. It's time to end this relationship, and replace it with something that loves me back.
That's right, chocolate. Chocolate, despite my being fickle, sometimes desiring it, sometimes feeling entirely indifferent to its appeal, has never withdrawn its favor from me. Never.
So it's less cheddar, more chocolate for me in 2011.